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Not totally hilarious but, holy shit! Charlie Sheen!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjD35xGeetk#1m44s
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When my divorce to my first wife was just about complete, I went into one of these places, can't remember the name but it was pretty flakey... Hearts something... Anyway, I go in to check it out and they keep me in this interview for fucking ever, asking questions, telling me how I'll find the woman of my dreams there, etc. I kept asking "how much does it cost" They wouldn't answer me

Finally I had enough and told them I wasn't interested in hearing anything else until they told me the price (goddammit). A mere $5,000 for a year But then they explained how I could get it "free" by putting it on my credit card Needless to say, I never made my video

Ended up using "Love @ AOL.com". Met a lot of women, horney when they're in their 40s Ultimately, ended up meeting my new wife there And it was free
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When my divorce to my first wife was just about complete, I went into one of these places, can't remember the name but it was pretty flakey... Hearts something... Anyway, I go in to check it out and they keep me in this interview for fucking ever, asking questions, telling me how I'll find the woman of my dreams there, etc. I kept asking "how much does it cost" They wouldn't answer me

Finally I had enough and told them I wasn't interested in hearing anything else until they told me the price (goddammit). A mere $5,000 for a year But then they explained how I could get it "free" by putting it on my credit card Needless to say, I never made my video

Ended up using "Love @ AOL.com". Met a lot of women, horney when they're in their 40s Ultimately, ended up meeting my new wife there And it was free
uh what u say

So your wife was one of them horney ladys u meet through that ?? Nice now I know why u think the way u do remind me of my dad one thing I remember he said one was he may be old but he can still bury the bone
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Hey man, it's what keeps you jung man :

But FYI, I've thought the way I do my entire life Don't get it if you don't ask for it




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uh what u say

So your wife was one of them horney ladys u meet through that ?? Nice now I know why u think the way u do remind me of my dad one thing I remember he said one was he may be old but he can still bury the bone
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