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1. If you are paying for p0rn, you fail
2. I dont watch it myself, its hard enough screwing everynight as it is
You will get snagged by a wench one of these days.... and when you do, porn shall be your friend, just like everybody else....
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You will get snagged by a wench one of these days.... and when you do, porn shall be your friend, just like everybody else....
Haha, aint that the truth. Sure, the wench will put out like a Factory in War-Time, but soon as the war is over, married, and in peace time, you can kiss those nasty sex on the ceiling sessions goodbye.

Splave, if you ever settle down, make sure its with a certifiable and bonah-fide WHORE-riffic Sex-a-holic!
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Haha, aint that the truth. Sure, the wench will put out like a Factory in War-Time, but soon as the war is over, married, and in peace time, you can kiss those nasty sex on the ceiling sessions goodbye.

Splave, if you ever settle down, make sure its with a certifiable and bonah-fide WHORE-riffic Sex-a-holic!
Great advice Kal;
Splig and I have discussed this very subject. It took ten years of a failsauce marriage for this dumb Rom to learn that lesson. Another ten years down the road with wifey number 2, and we still do it more in a week than wife number one would in 6 monthes, BITCH! Sorry tmi, punchline=I still glance at hotties from time to time (without spending a dime) lol.

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You will get snagged by a wench one of these days.... and when you do, porn shall be your friend, just like everybody else....
So sad, but so true :
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