[Kal-EL]

Just thought I'd share a lil storie with you guys, the mild mannered Superman has an evil Clark Kent alter-ego.

I work in an office with 5 desks/people. 4 subordinates and 1 supervisor. I never see them because I schedule my shift to be opposite theirs ( cuz they erk the shit outa me ). I have one simple request "Don't touch my shit".

So yesterday I arrive at work to find someone has cleaned up and organized my desk.
Well aint that just nice? I know who it was too, a certain ocd female in the office.

So I did what any mature adult these days would have done. I frackin ransacked the entire office, no desk was left unturned and un-mutilated, trash cans were emptied on the floor and desks, chairs turned upside down and I lifted the office couch up put it up onto the filing cabinets.


Well, I just arrived at work and the mess has been cleaned but my desk untouched. Theres a little note on my desk:
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Don't touch my shit- Kal

[FACE]

Win, with tasty vittles bonus!

[Kal-EL]

You want to befriend the pit bull, throw it some grub

[Rogue210]

Ur so mental....LOL P.S. I wouldn't eat those burritos LOL might be poisoned

[punx223]

dude you just made me laugh my ass off and turned around a otherwise shitty day


thanks buddy

[Kal-EL]

Glad to help Shannon, just when I thought there wasn't anymore idiot left in me.

[ocgmj]

Great story bro, put a nice smile on my face. Office rampage FTW!!

[HITandRUN]

This is hilarious and yeah dont eat that shit in the fridge. Its probably poisoned.

[Neuromancer]

Originally Posted by Kal-EL

Glad to help Shannon, just when I thought there wasn't anymore idiot left in me.

At least you didnt do that on the forum No wonder you put up with me.

[thebanik]

OMG!!!! My manager would first kill me and then fire me if I ever get the courage to do that shit in our office, :p