I didnt think of it as a poor English skills, it seemed more like brain damage, kind of like the dehumindifier function.
Next up ASUS boards will come with reinforced PCBs in the PCIE area. Because...
Graphics cards are heavy like a Boss!
But the asrock board looks schmexy as hell
EDIT: "Free Bundle : CyberLink MediaEspresso 6.5 Trial, Google Chrome Browser and Toolbar" They are advertising other peoples crapware as a feature. lol