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Originally Posted by MaadDaawg
George
One trueism that you will learn as you age - and please jump in here and help support this Bros'
is
ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME
There are no exceptions. Those who are single and in love may think their honey is different, but after a few years of marriage the real woman emerges to help you save you from yourself!! The ONLY DEFENSE is to always say
1 - yes honey
2 - whatever you say honey
3- wherever you want to eat dear
any deviation from this basic pattern of responses will result in a divorce within two to three years down the road........... don't argue with experience dude, everyone I know says their women are the same as my woman. Splave's on honeymoon so what he doens't know yet.... poor guy.. sniff sniff
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YES this is it! I'm only 34 and have been married almost 10 years but I already gained this wisdom so I'm safe from a divorce (at least for now) and can spare my kids the madness they would have to go through.
NOW congratz on all the goodies stashed away safely in the man cave mate! Foster the fever!
