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GFDuke 02-24-2012 11:24 AM

Sex in China!!! MUST READ!!!
 
Chinese Sex.
While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does
not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the
man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got
bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and
almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We’re going to
have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll
know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American
docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need
amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”

MaadDaawg 02-24-2012 11:28 AM

:rofl:

Fear of that very thing is one of the very reasons I turned down an offer from an absolutaly beautiful Mongolian hooker when I was in Shanghei :laughing: 100 US DOLLA for whole nite... very tempting ;)

Mr.Scott 02-24-2012 01:40 PM

When I was stationed in Japan, 50 cents American for the whole weekend.
The Penicillin shot hurts very much .................but you get used to it. ;)

BenchZowner 02-24-2012 02:19 PM

Sounds like the result of getting LSD & Viagra at the same time :P

MaadDaawg 02-24-2012 02:33 PM

Never tried them together :D :laughing:

Kal-EL 02-24-2012 05:07 PM

ack! :P

kikicoco1334 02-25-2012 02:14 PM

......

wear a raincoat when it's raining!
unless you KNOW the rain is uncontaminated


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