[DOM]

Originally Posted by MaadDaawg

odds are against ya DOM.. but , you're screwed already wot you got to lose

That's what I was thinking im screwed regardless

[kikicoco1334]

grtz ocm

[Neuromancer]

It is a quote, from a TV show Actually

I have 3 kids. I just found it amusing and though I would share

And early congrats to OCM !!!

two is a good number . . two hands two kids

three becomes tough in a store when they all run off in different directions...

[OC Maximus]

Thank you Men.

[MaadDaawg]

I had two girls, and DOM my brother, I pity you ... you poor soon to be broken shell of a man

If you stop now it will be 4 females against YOU once they reach puberty. Your house will be saturated with estrogen, and they will gang up to make you miserable, never realizing they are doing it. Females are pack animals, and they know individual males are easy prey... especially when the male can't run away :

I would stop making babies now if I were you Bro. The child's sex is determined by the fathers contribution, and you, like me, seem to be shooting females bullets while your male grenade launcher either remains empty or broken. Go for 6 or 10 kids and you may get lucky, but odds are ... you'll be horribly outnumbered in 10 years or so.. The more girls, the more they'll beat up on you. The only upside is, they will love you to death while they psychologically beat you to a pulp

Then just pray none of them get pregnant in their early teens

So have a wonderful weekend DOM, but run out and buy some condoms first :

[Bones]

Originally Posted by MaadDaawg

I had two girls, and DOM my brother, I pity you ... you poor soon to be broken shell of a man

If you stop now it will be 4 females against YOU once they reach puberty. Your house will be saturated with estrogen, and they will gang up to make you miserable, never realizing they are doing it. Females are pack animals, and they know individual males are easy prey... especially when the male can't run away :

I would stop making babies now if I were you Bro. The child's sex is determined by the fathers contribution, and you, like me, seem to be shooting females bullets while your male grenade launcher either remains empty or broken. Go for 6 or 10 kids and you may get lucky, but odds are ... you'll be horribly outnumbered in 10 years or so.. The more girls, the more they'll beat up on you. The only upside is, the will love you death while they psychologically beat you to a pulp

Then just pray none of the get pregnant in their early teens

So have a wonderful weekend DOM, but run out and buy some condoms first :

Hey, can't disagree with this.
Although I don't have any kids of my own, I've helped to raise my fair share of them via babysitting for other family members.

Guess I got lucky and learned the 'Easy" way what it's like....

[DOM]

I still might give it one more shot

I already told the wife what's going to happen to them if they disappoint me like that... But I know I'm going to be screwed when there going to want all different cloths and shoes...

But it sucks having girls cuz you know how boys are

[MaadDaawg]

Hey Bro.. it ain't just the cloths and all...

Groups of women tend to menstrate at the same time, proven fact. You're gonna have 4 of em raging at you several days out of every month hitting you from every direction at once

I'm tellin ya, 3 was the most I could handle, and you're gonna risk 5

GL

[DOM]

That's why I'm going to have to make my own lil house out back or move out when that happens

And I'm not scared just of getting stressed and getting gray hairs

I'm the youngest of 6 so I like to have a big family

Just don't know where I'm going to put them all

[MaadDaawg]

Once you move into the garage there should be plenty of room in the house