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Originally Posted by Neuromancer
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When my divorce to my first wife was just about complete, I went into one of these places, can't remember the name but it was pretty flakey... Hearts something... Anyway, I go in to check it out and they keep me in this interview for fucking ever, asking questions, telling me how I'll find the woman of my dreams there, etc. I kept asking "how much does it cost" They wouldn't answer me
Finally I had enough and told them I wasn't interested in hearing anything else until they told me the price (goddammit). A mere $5,000 for a year

But then they explained how I could get it "free" by putting it on my credit card

Needless to say, I never made my video
Ended up using "Love @ AOL.com". Met a lot of women, horney when they're in their 40s

Ultimately, ended up meeting my new wife there

And it was free