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All night screaming projectile vomiting, nuclear diapers

the only they were made so damn cute is so you don't smother them to death.

*shoulda been Jayne but its another Adam Baldwin character.

" But sir you have 4 kids"

Well, one's pretty bad, but you figure you gotta have two so the little guy can have a brother or sister, right? Then you have two boys, and the wife says she want a girl so you figure "Hell, three can't be much worse than two", right? What you don't realize is your brain is fried 'cause you haven't slept. After three, four is no big deal. You're so deep in it, nothin' seems to matter any more. It's chaos. You're just tryin' to make it through each day alive. In the end you spend all the energy you have left tryin' to get 'em into bed only to lie awake prayin' they don't get hooked on drugs, hurt, or worse... wind up dead in an alley somewhere.
Senior Airman Simon Wells: Can't wait, sir.
Colonel Dave Dixon: Yeah, miracle of birth, my ass. I'll tell you what a miracle is, birth control that works.


Sorry if its a repeat I hit this once or twice a year and crackup everytime.
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hehehehehehe.....how many you got neuro????

on my first kid and loving the experience till now. He turns 1 this 24th. Right now wife wants 2nd because the little guy should have company......:(
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They are truly blessed for dumping them off on us, based on our niave sense of imotality
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All night screaming projectile vomiting, nuclear diapers

the only they were made so damn cute is so you don't smother them to death.

*shoulda been Jayne but its another Adam Baldwin character.

" But sir you have 4 kids"

Well, one's pretty bad, but you figure you gotta have two so the little guy can have a brother or sister, right? Then you have two boys, and the wife says she want a girl so you figure "Hell, three can't be much worse than two", right? What you don't realize is your brain is fried 'cause you haven't slept. After three, four is no big deal. You're so deep in it, nothin' seems to matter any more. It's chaos. You're just tryin' to make it through each day alive. In the end you spend all the energy you have left tryin' to get 'em into bed only to lie awake prayin' they don't get hooked on drugs, hurt, or worse... wind up dead in an alley somewhere.
Senior Airman Simon Wells: Can't wait, sir.
Colonel Dave Dixon: Yeah, miracle of birth, my ass. I'll tell you what a miracle is, birth control that works.


Sorry if its a repeat I hit this once or twice a year and crackup everytime.

I'm thinking this was written for DOM :

Kids are a blessing only when they are yours, and primarily when they are young and cuddly. Once your kids are grown, the problems change but you still survive. And you don't dare look back and think of how much money they cost you

At this point in life I look at young parents and I think to myself ... "WTF are they thinking" ?? :

Actually, knowing Neuro, it's a line from a book or something , but hey.. might as well have fun where we can
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My daughter is 3 1/2 and our second one is almost a week late. Wife is sooo ready to get this pregnancy over with. Our boy should be here any day now.......
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My daughter is 3 1/2 and our second one is almost a week late. Wife is sooo ready to get this pregnancy over with. Our boy should be here any day now.......
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Hey congrats OCM

You gonna be home for the occasion or you transmitting from periscope depth
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hehehehehehe.....how many you got neuro????

on my first kid and loving the experience till now. He turns 1 this 24th. Right now wife wants 2nd because the little guy should have company......:(
my youngest is 1 tomorrow wanna come to the party haha

That how mine was the two oldest have to moments but there mostly always fighting even the baby trust to fight with them but she's still to small

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I'm thinking this was written for DOM :

Kids are a blessing only when they are yours, and primarily when they are young and cuddly. Once your kids are grown, the problems change but you still survive. And you don't dare look back and think of how much money they cost you

At this point in life I look at young parents and I think to myself ... "WTF are they thinking" ?? :

Actually, knowing Neuro, it's a line from a book or something , but hey.. might as well have fun where we can
it did kind of sound like mine

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My daughter is 3 1/2 and our second one is almost a week late. Wife is sooo ready to get this pregnancy over with. Our boy should be here any day now.......
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congratulation bro

I still want a boy
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It is a quote, from a TV show Actually

I have 3 kids. I just found it amusing and though I would share

And early congrats to OCM !!!

two is a good number . . two hands two kids

three becomes tough in a store when they all run off in different directions...
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