lol ... don't shit where you eat .... lol
Wouldn't have thought to put that into that conversation, but, wtf, guess it fits
Really, to do benching that's any fun at all, you've got to tune the OS and the hardware to just below breaking point. Not the kind of machine that's good for a wife or children ... they'd hate you in no time cause of all the BSODs
Besides, you'd have to eventually teach them all how to pour LN2 w/o blowing anything up

Don't know about your wife, but mine wants nothing to do with that sort of shit

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Go to best buy and get them some cheapo $300 computers, and then build yours to your specs
If she won't go along with you, insure the "family" computer is constantly blowing up whenever she uses it

THAT should change her mind