Funnies vid ever

[MaadDaawg]

either i am a herp derp or this is REALLY funny!

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Years ago someone did something similar but using unpronounceable ethnic names over an airport PA system. Wish I could remember some of the names.

[Splave]

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[MaadDaawg]

:rofl: good one Splave.

Yeah, that had at least a dozen names like that. Most were longer and more convoluted

[kikicoco1334]

obhI7bXjaw8

[MaadDaawg]

WTF was that?

[kikicoco1334]

"I DON'T WANNA MARRY YOU!"

[MaadDaawg]

Feelings mutual Bro :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kal-EL]

"I DON'T WANNA MARRY YOU!"

Feelings mutual Bro :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Lies....

[kikicoco1334]

the little guy learned early lol

[MaadDaawg]

the little guy learned early lol

Yeah, but he'll fuck up when he get's older and get married :ohcrap:

[kikicoco1334]

Yeah, but he'll fuck up when he get's older and get married :ohcrap:
we are men! since when do we do things right the first time?
thnk about it!!!!!

[MaadDaawg]

we are men! since when do we do things right the first time?
thnk about it!!!!!

Think about this.... we are men, of course the damn women control our fucking lives.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[kikicoco1334]

Think about this.... we are men, of course the damn women control our fucking lives.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i am not sure about lives cuz never got married came close once up on a time but thank god my top head kicked in overdrive just in time!

[MaadDaawg]

I was approached at an airport elevator by two men, I'd guess were late 20s early 30s. One said "excuse me sir" (which really pissed me off) and then asked me what was the secret to a happy marriage (guess they saw my wedding ring)

I told him "alway agree with everything she says and give here everything she wants"

He immediately turned around to the other guy and said "see man, I told you that was the secret to a happy marriage"

true story

[BenchZowner]

7Mi7V8YV9ug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi7V8YV9ug)

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Efff me, it's been ages since I last saw a near-perfect chick around, come on...

[kikicoco1334]

I was approached at an airport elevator by two men, I'd guess were late 20s early 30s. One said "excuse me sir" (which really pissed me off) and then asked me what was the secret to a happy marriage (guess they saw my wedding ring)

I told him "alway agree with everything she says and give here everything she wants"

He immediately turned around to the other guy and said "see man, I told you that was the secret to a happy marriage"

true story

dude that's what i did but still got cheated on oh well lmao
it is what it is, now i am in a much happier place i can just go to any bars around brentwood and buy a few rounds for the ladies and have them take me to there place



7Mi7V8YV9ug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mi7V8YV9ug)

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Efff me, it's been ages since I last saw a near-perfect chick around, come on...

dude idk why but some of the insanely good looking chicks are all from Canada!

but yeah for the first video i'd change the chair and go sit right next to her and ask "hey baby, your mama let you date?"

and the second one instead of help her out i'd just pick her up and gos "i monna let you have me take you home" or something similar but more mind twisting line and just starting to walk out :rofl

[MaadDaawg]

OMG, I would have gotten in soooo much trouble cause I would a propositioned her then and there, then the wife would see it on TV :eek:

[kikicoco1334]

OMG, I would have gotten in soooo much trouble cause I would a propositioned her then and there, then the wife would see it on TV :eek:
that's why you tell her you are taking her to her place with out even showing your face!

the excuse is SHE DIDN'T HAVE SHOES

[MaadDaawg]

Not like I would have played it, but.... could work I guess :P

[MaadDaawg]

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[kikicoco1334]

GOD SHE IS STUPID!

[kikicoco1334]

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[kikicoco1334]

idk why this is so funny but it just really is


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[kikicoco1334]

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[Kal-EL]

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[MaadDaawg]

:)

[Neuromancer]

whee!

[MaadDaawg]

This may have been posted before, but I just found it on You Tube again and just love it :D

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[Splave]

found a video of hondacity
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[OC Maximus]

He got mad right at the end because people were laughing at him :laughing:

[MaadDaawg]

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That's a nice Tit Trick :laughing:

(nice tits too :D )

[OC Maximus]

And here I was waiting for her to fill up the glass.

Oh, come on. You all were thinking it too

[MaadDaawg]

TBH, I was too busy following her nipples to think of much of anything else :D

[DOM]

:rofl

[kikicoco1334]

That's a nice Tit Trick :laughing:

(nice tits too :D )


I KNOW!!!!!


TBH, I was too busy following her nipples to think of much of anything else :D
+1 ON THAT ONLY I WATCHED IT 15 TIMES



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[Neuromancer]

Holy Crap he reminds me of my son... starst talking gibberish, I correct him "I know"

[kikicoco1334]

i can't stop watch this video rofl

i found this back in high school it is the funniest thing ever!


can't wait to see what MD posts when he sees this :D

[Neuromancer]

YjD35xGeetk

Not totally hilarious but, holy shit! Charlie Sheen!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjD35xGeetk#1m44s

[MaadDaawg]

can't wait to see what MD posts when he sees this :D

:wtfsign: Everyone knows there is no such thing as "itty bitty boobies" ... jeeez
The official designator is "teeny tiny titties", "TTT" for short. So much for his intelligence level :D

[MaadDaawg]

YjD35xGeetk

Not totally hilarious but, holy shit! Charlie Sheen!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjD35xGeetk#1m44s

I like Spinners :D

[Neuromancer]

:wtfsign: Everyone knows there is no such thing as "itty bitty boobies" ... jeeez
The official designator is "teeny tiny titties", "TTT" for short. So much for his intelligence level :D

Huh, out east we say "She is not only a member but hte President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee"

[MaadDaawg]

Huh, out east we say "She is not only a member but hte President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee"

hmm.. seems to be a lot of confusion over the propper naming convention for breasts consisting mostly of a large protruding nipple. In the book I have, which is hundreds of years old, it very clearly states Teeny Tiny Titties :D Just another example of how colorful the English language can be :thumbsup:

However, we should also pay hommage to the other classifications, since we love them as much as we do ttts :taunt:
Such as;
Bullet tits
Torpedo tits
bouncing tits
small tits
humoungoids
big tits

et. al.

I can honestly say, I've never ever turned down a woman because of the size or shape (or color) of her Breasts :D

I'm quite proud of that :laughing:

[kikicoco1334]

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[MaadDaawg]

Better :D

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[kikicoco1334]

I LOVE THIS GUY!

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[Splave]

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[Kal-EL]

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[Neuromancer]

Hope that guy lost his job.

Not only driving recklessly, but using a cop car to get to another job :S

[MaadDaawg]

Odds are good that the charges were dropped and there is no paper trail. My dad was a cop long ago, and they look out for each other :P

oops... maybe things have changed Supes, this was long ago in a galaxy far far away :laughing:

All I know is I got out of a LOT of jams cause my dad was a cop. They'd look at my drivers license and say "oh, you must be George's son" and I'd say "yes officer" and he'd hand me back my license and tell me I should be a little more careful :rofl: those were the days :thumbsup:

[Kal-EL]

Odds are good that the charges were dropped and there is no paper trail. My dad was a cop long ago, and they look out for each other :P

oops... maybe things have changed Supes, this was long ago in a galaxy far far away :laughing:

All I know is I got out of a LOT of jams cause my dad was a cop. They'd look at my drivers license and say "oh, you must be George's son" and I'd say "yes officer" and he'd hand me back my license and tell me I should be a little more careful :rofl: those were the days :thumbsup:

Yeah, back in the day it was like that, my pops was a cop too, but nowadays they don't think twice about eating their own. Besides, this dumbshit in the cruiser was way outa line forcing the other cruiser to chase him down at over 120mph, He's lucky theres a dashcam and the pursuing officer was a female cuz here he woulda got his ass stomped on on the freeway in front of god and country. Upside is he wouldnt have been arrested afterwards. :laughing:

[kikicoco1334]

holy crap!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
oh well....

hey superman what is your cruiser looks like?
all the brentwood pd is got the new 2012 dodge charger the slow ones

[Neuromancer]

holy crap!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
oh well....

hey superman what is your cruiser looks like?
all the brentwood pd is got the new 2012 dodge charger the slow ones

Well interceptors are usually saved for highway patrolman I would think... around town cops should have something solid and reliable for lots of stop and go type stuff.

[Neuromancer]

And people wonder why our children are dumber than ever

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[MaadDaawg]

That is probably better education than they normally get :P

[MaadDaawg]

YjD35xGeetk

Not totally hilarious but, holy shit! Charlie Sheen!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjD35xGeetk#1m44s

:rofl:

When my divorce to my first wife was just about complete, I went into one of these places, can't remember the name but it was pretty flakey... Hearts something... Anyway, I go in to check it out and they keep me in this interview for fucking ever, asking questions, telling me how I'll find the woman of my dreams there, etc. I kept asking "how much does it cost" They wouldn't answer me :thumbdown:

Finally I had enough and told them I wasn't interested in hearing anything else until they told me the price (goddammit). A mere $5,000 for a year :eek: But then they explained how I could get it "free" by putting it on my credit card :shock: Needless to say, I never made my video :laughing:

Ended up using "Love @ AOL.com". Met a lot of women, horney when they're in their 40s :D Ultimately, ended up meeting my new wife there :) And it was free :thumbsup:

[DOM]

:rofl:

When my divorce to my first wife was just about complete, I went into one of these places, can't remember the name but it was pretty flakey... Hearts something... Anyway, I go in to check it out and they keep me in this interview for fucking ever, asking questions, telling me how I'll find the woman of my dreams there, etc. I kept asking "how much does it cost" They wouldn't answer me :thumbdown:

Finally I had enough and told them I wasn't interested in hearing anything else until they told me the price (goddammit). A mere $5,000 for a year :eek: But then they explained how I could get it "free" by putting it on my credit card :shock: Needless to say, I never made my video :laughing:

Ended up using "Love @ AOL.com". Met a lot of women, horney when they're in their 40s :D Ultimately, ended up meeting my new wife there :) And it was free :thumbsup:uh what u say :Dizzy:

So your wife was one of them horney ladys u meet through that ?? Nice now I know why u think the way u do :rofl remind me of my dad one thing I remember he said one was he may be old but he can still bury the bone :laughing:

[kikicoco1334]

And people wonder why our children are dumber than ever

_1UEoIUhdb4


I apologize for my language but WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT!

That guy makes me wanna kick him in the balls so hard that they'll bounce off of his liver and take a sharp turn to his kidneys.

Study showed that kids watch that shit and spongebob the cartoon 30min and up will make there IQ lower

[Kal-EL]

holy crap!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
oh well....

hey superman what is your cruiser looks like?
all the brentwood pd is got the new 2012 dodge charger the slow ones
I used to drive a Camaro SS but traded up to a souped up Explorer, more room to stretch, pack my long guns and gear, higher/farther viewing radius to see the baddies, plus I can lug my Ln2 containers to/from the gas shop. :thumbsup:

[MaadDaawg]

Hey man, it's what keeps you jung man :rofl:

But FYI, I've thought the way I do my entire life :thumbsup: Don't get it if you don't ask for it :laughing::laughing:




uh what u say :Dizzy:

So your wife was one of them horney ladys u meet through that ?? Nice now I know why u think the way u do :rofl remind me of my dad one thing I remember he said one was he may be old but he can still bury the bone :laughing:

[MaadDaawg]

I used to drive a Camaro SS but traded up to a souped up Explorer, more room to stretch, pack my long guns and gear, higher/farther viewing radius to see the baddies, plus I can lug my Ln2 containers to/from the gas shop. :thumbsup:

I used to drive a Camaro SS too :thumbsup: Ran low 11's at the drag strip but was still street legal (barely :laughing: ) Guy I sold it to wrapped it around a tree 3 months later :ohcrap:

Should have kept that car :blink:

[Kal-EL]

I used to drive a Camaro SS too :thumbsup: Ran low 11's at the drag strip but was still street legal (barely :laughing: ) Guy I sold it to wrapped it around a tree 3 months later :ohcrap:

Should have kept that car :blink:
I still have it in the driveway, runs' 12.8's still. I have 11's wide in the back so I don't wrap around a tree, which I nearly did a few times. Its a six speed short throw.

[kikicoco1334]

I used to drive a Camaro SS but traded up to a souped up Explorer, more room to stretch, pack my long guns and gear, higher/farther viewing radius to see the baddies, plus I can lug my Ln2 containers to/from the gas shop. :thumbsup:

what gen ss? PLEASE TELL ME PRE 70s!
69 is my fav year EVER!
but yeah i understand when you gotta toll gears around you need a bigger ride

I used to drive a Camaro SS too :thumbsup: Ran low 11's at the drag strip but was still street legal (barely :laughing: ) Guy I sold it to wrapped it around a tree 3 months later :ohcrap:

Should have kept that car :blink:

nice! what year is yours?

[MaadDaawg]

what gen ss? PLEASE TELL ME PRE 70s!
69 is my fav year EVER!
but yeah i understand when you gotta toll gears around you need a bigger ride



nice! what year is yours?

It was a 1969. Bought it new for $3800 with the high performance 396/450hp engine and a high performance auto trans (turbo hydro 400 I think?). Pulled the engine out every winter and sent out parts for customizing. Put it back together in my bedroom one year, my mom almost shit :rofl:

With an L88 cam and solid lifters the engine loaped (right word?) and the lifters made a racket when it idled :D My friends used to call it the popcorn machine cause I always kept the lifters loose :thumbsup:

I was parked in the local hang out one night and some kid in a Barracuda with 3 dueces pulled and asked me if I wanted to "race that pig". I said sure, but soon as I started the engine he just drove away :rofl:

[MaadDaawg]

I still have it in the driveway, runs' 12.8's still. I have 11's wide in the back so I don't wrap around a tree, which I nearly did a few times. Its a six speed short throw.

Sweet Supes.

Sure wish I still had mine :ohcrap: My neighbor has a 68 with a 454 dropped in it. Sounds like shit though :laughing:

[Kal-EL]

Sweet Supes.

Sure wish I still had mine :ohcrap: My neighbor has a 68 with a 454 dropped in it. Sounds like shit though :laughing:
my god he musta changed the front springs but damn thats front heavy, need frame work so it doesnt tork the hell out of it or just row bars to stiffin it up.

[kikicoco1334]

It was a 1969. Bought it new for $3800 with the high performance 396/450hp engine and a high performance auto trans (turbo hydro 400 I think?). Pulled the engine out every winter and sent out parts for customizing. Put it back together in my bedroom one year, my mom almost shit :rofl:

With an L88 cam and solid lifters the engine loaped (right word?) and the lifters made a racket when it idled :D My friends used to call it the popcorn machine cause I always kept the lifters loose :thumbsup:

I was parked in the local hang out one night and some kid in a Barracuda with 3 dueces pulled and asked me if I wanted to "race that pig". I said sure, but soon as I started the engine he just drove away :rofl:

Holy shit dude! that's awesome!
I think that's the only car I'd never get it in any other color other than black with white stripes on it, or just pure black
That's like one of my biggest dream car, other than a sexy red vette I want the LS9 but I still want the old body style one of my friend was talking about how we can always pull it out of those newer POS in it and drop it in :rofl
But again, the C6 Z06s are still super sexy, I monna get some one to pass a law saying the only color can be put on a vette is red or you'll be sent to guantanamo bay :D
I am one of those red blooded pre-70s American muscle car fan that's anti lamborghinis just happen to be born in the wrong time at the wrong part of the earth

[MaadDaawg]

my god he musta changed the front springs but damn thats front heavy, need frame work so it doesnt tork the hell out of it or just row bars to stiffin it up.

This guys a rich kid who's parents own a restaraunt chain, he don't know shit about the car or the engine - what a waste :thumbdown:

Kiki, I owned a vette (L79 I think it was) for one day once :laughing: Went into the dealer and they were trying to sell me the car even though I told them I didn't have any money. so they had me give them a $50 deposit and I got to drive it until the credit check failed to go thru the next day :rofl: I had just gotten out of college and had NO money :P

[kikicoco1334]

This guys a rich kid who's parents own a restaraunt chain, he don't know shit about the car or the engine - what a waste :thumbdown:

Kiki, I owned a vette (L79 I think it was) for one day once :laughing: Went into the dealer and they were trying to sell me the car even though I told them I didn't have any money. so they had me give them a $50 deposit and I got to drive it until the credit check failed to go thru the next day :rofl: I had just gotten out of college and had NO money :P

hahahahahahaha nice troll!
i love go test out new cars! i can NOT wait for the 2013 Lexus LS/GS/IS that's coming out next Apr/Mar SO SEXY!
my first year of college i got an ok job, and an ok pay so i saved up and got myself a Lexus ES300 lol well before that i got a BMW 325 1990 it was the pimpest ride i have ever had and with in the week i got it the lady didn't even had the time to mail me the title some douche ran my ass over in it, we got so pissed she was gonna go find the dude and kick his ass, so the car got killed on the spot...
it was a really cute car, it was BMW red with white perfect leather open top great sound system (<- not the kids system and grown up's setup)

[MaadDaawg]

I've got a 3 series beamer now, and I am totally in love with the car :D

[kikicoco1334]

yeah dude they are fun little cars to drag around with lol

before i got the lexus i was gonna get the Audi S4 pretty much a sports version of A4 with twin turbo nice as hell but the day when i was gonna go pick up the car the turbo went out and i was like WTF then he took it in to get it fixed then next we know the mechanic somehow killed the other turbo so i am just like F it! and went with the lexus.... the S4 was SOOO fast!!! (faster)

[Neuromancer]

I was only in one BMW car, but liked the feel of it. I drive my Aunt's Caddy GTS once in a while and starting to like how it moves too. Everything is tight. Normally I am not a big fan of cars with low profile tires, but witha clean enough suspension it can work. I would never but that kind of tire on a car costing under $20,000 though. ridiculous.

Then again I am more of a truck guy. Most vehicles I owned were pickups or conversion vans. I dont like having to step down into a vehicle.

[MaadDaawg]

The wife and I test drove a 325i without the sports package and she loved it too, so we go back to the showroom and the guy is flippin through pages of options when I saw the "Sport Package" come up :D That's the package that include the larger rims, low profile tires, and a much stiffer suspension. Turned out they had one in stock :) A "titanium metallic silver" outside w/ black leather inside ... we drover it home :laughing:

Unfortunately :muaha:, the wife doesn't like the stiff suspension so she stayed with her Lexus and I kept the beamer. Besides, I was told it was my b'day present anyway :P

Sports package 3 series sit lower due to the suspension though Rich, so you would probably prefer the standard sedan:clapping:

[Splave]

loCxxer5CPw
roasted like ever...



this killed me lol
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promises-with-mike-tyson

[MaadDaawg]

weird, but funny :laughing::laughing:

mang

:D

[Splave]

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[Kal-EL]

1MjtpC-iIXQ#!

[Neuromancer]

Wow she got hotter.

[MaadDaawg]

did't she ever though :rofl:

Just think if you got her home, reached in, and found her hand :thumbdown: :laughing::laughing:

[kikicoco1334]

I am sorry but WTF AM I WATCHING!

[Splave]

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[MaadDaawg]

:rofl:

[Splave]

I TELL YOU!!!!!

(I yell this at my wife all the time with the indian accent rofl)

Nigga Tuesday? is that a new holiday? kills me every time

[MaadDaawg]

What's next

White boy Wednesday :D

:laughing:

[Splave]

awkward interview guy
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[Splave]

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[MaadDaawg]

Couldn't help but laugh as it was going on, but man, that's really sick (not as in sick being good :rofl: )

Can you imagine the trauma that poor kid would go thru the rest of his life?
(can't help it, I was a psych major :laughing: )

[kikicoco1334]

I am in class and I am trying REALLY hard not to just bust out rofling.....

but Al! why is or how did you find this video?
better yet, why is there Chinese subs?

[Splave]

the source is NDA ;) jk it was a related video somehow to what I was watching

[kikicoco1334]

LMAO dude! I though y'all went to China for MOA now came back speaking Chinese already!

[kikicoco1334]

I for real can't stop watch this video

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[BenchZowner]

Not the funniest material ever, but the point where she planks in the middle of a pedestrian crossing is kinda epic :D

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[kikicoco1334]

stupid bitches planking is retarded
never understood why is that fun

[OC Maximus]

planking is :tg:...

sorry bz, lol :cheers:

*edit* where's MD. I'm sure he'll have something to say about the chick planking on the fire hydrant. :D

[MaadDaawg]

Must be getting old.... nawww Watched awhile ago and nothing came to mind :shock: I'll watch it again, who knows :D

[Splave]

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[Kal-EL]

Jj-CErr0VOY
I love those guys! :good:

Glad nobody was killed, mamed or balled :D

[MaadDaawg]

Yeah, good show, but this cannonball thing was plain stupid :P

:rofl: jerked another memory :rofl:

About 16 years old, riding in the back seat of my buddy's chevelle SS convertible. We had just stolen a bowling ball (no clue why we did that, but..) from a bowling alley "way out in the sticks".

On the way home the road was really hilly - name of the city is "Lake in the Hills: :laughing

Thought it would be cool so we unzipped the back window and rolled the ball off the truck onto the road behind us. Damn thing jumped about 10 feet into the air then started chasing us down the hill :eek: My life passed before my eyes :laughing: My buddy was freaking out that it was going to smash his car :laughing:

Fortunately for us, the road curved slightly before the bottom of the hill where there was a stop sign, so just before the damn thing killed us (it was catching up with each high bounce lol) it left our lane and moved into the lane for oncoming traffic. Skinny two lane road with wild forrests on either side, no way to move out of the way :thumbdown:

NOW we were convinced we were going to kill someone when the ball smashed through their windshield :ohcrap:

Instead, the ball went into the wooded area next to the road and stopped bouncing - came fucking zooming out across the road that we were now stopped at and disappeared back into the woods. At least one of the drivers at the intersection saw it but had no way of connecting us to it :keeporder:

Stupid, or was that fucking stupid ?

Fun at the time though :thumbsup:, adrenalin rush :blink:

and this was while my old man was a cop :eek:

[kikicoco1334]

OMG! so many asians in that video!

but ass holes are gonna make a fucking big deal of it, give the guys a break!
cuz shit goes wrong all the time!

[OC Maximus]

Cannonball Meteor? Awesome!

[Witchdoctor]

They are all getting selttlement checks right about now :shock:

[kikicoco1334]

They are all getting selttlement checks right about now :shock:
damn i wish i was there i'd let them hit me with that sucker then i will not be taking all my finals :rofl

[DOM]

damn i wish i was there i'd let them hit me with that sucker then i will not be taking all my finals :rofl

If it hit you wouldn't be alive stupid :rofl

[kikicoco1334]

If it hit you wouldn't be alive stupid :rofl
that's the point domass!

[DOM]

that's the point domass!

Then y did u go to collage stupid if you don't wanna take test lol

[MaadDaawg]

Kiki, did you REALLY go to college, or you been pulling our legs all this time? :rofl:

[kikicoco1334]

tbh it's really just this semester it's been pretty hard for me and the upcoming semester too
tonight will be the first night me going to bed before 4am for a long ass time!

i am just kinda sick of my life right now but i am sure after i get out of college, and starting working i should be fine, i monna TRY get a intern for the summer, ain't gonna be paid but just need the paper saying I KICKED SOME REAL ASS would pretty much get me a job after that at ANYWHERE!
it's a treading corp that's in HongKong oh well, we'll see!

if not worst comes to worst i can always become a homeless or something like that ;)

[MaadDaawg]

Bummer is little dude, that once you graduate, there won't be any jobs available :thumbdown: Think you fell bad now :laughing:

Sorry, it ain't funny, but even China is starting to tank. This company in Hong Kong, does it have something to do with tread mills, or, treading water?

Shit I've been treading water for over a year, maybe they'll hire me :)

Don't let the school shit get you down, remember, there are lots of coeds at college and they are there for one very important reason :D

[BenchZowner]

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[MaadDaawg]

Must've been that time of month :D

[OC Maximus]

Ahh, the age old game of hard to get.

[kikicoco1334]

the little bastard is doing it right!

[OC Maximus]

how would you know? :laughing:

j/k :taunt:

:thumbsup:

[kikicoco1334]

in the end of the day we are all male animals....

[DOM]

in the end of the day we are all male animals....

:Dizzy::green8::laughing:

[OC Maximus]

we are all manimals

[kikicoco1334]

:Dizzy::green8::laughing:
^ expt this little girl right here and justin bieber

[OC Maximus]

:owned:

[DOM]

^ expt this little girl right here and justin bieber:gay:
why are you always thinking of guys :tg: its okay to come out of the closet bro :mom:

[OC Maximus]

:muaha:

[BenchZowner]

Funny vid, probably not.
But not bad to start your day with :P

-a_qe2i_eak

[MaadDaawg]

OMG!! :eek:

Imagine the possibilities :D

[BenchZowner]

You naughty naughty boy :P

Oh, and since we're on the dancing front, in case you guys haven't seen this guy, must it watch:

z62zrqaqVbY

[Splave]

3KDRjld7mv8

[MaadDaawg]

Hey, I KNOW some of those ladies :rofl:

I wish :laughing:

[BenchZowner]

Hey, I KNOW some of those ladies :rofl:

I wish :laughing:

Honey... ( true story follows ):

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/854798_700b.jpg

[kikicoco1334]

y'all people......

SdPEEgTrSyg

[Splave]

how to wash your car with only 1 bucket of water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoQRdHF2qgI&feature=youtu.be

[MaadDaawg]

umm.. don't think it cleaned it dude :D

[kikicoco1334]

:rofl that's awesome (not so awesome for the owner tho)

[DrNip]

7Z3Wm0Frn8Y

[Splave]

video is wtf but dude gets lit by ceiling fan

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[kikicoco1334]

I wonder how stupid is this guy...

and how high was he

[MaadDaawg]

damn! it hurt just watching that :eek:

[Gutterz]

video is wtf but dude gets lit by ceiling fan



https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeyd485Wu70HyAv3oqVSlh510jCK6B3 KzTJxad2oaZSWDj2RbYHA

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIBzZPBOJr8ERzYKETKHJrT4Y4NM_Ai hYvjICkQQNDXA6zIrHg

[Splave]

ScgFIKXKFkc

[MaadDaawg]

:eek: I just couldn't listen to the whole thing :shock:

NOt only is she stupid, but she's really FUGLY with fat lady tits :laughing::laughing:


Should be a law against posting this sort of thing :D

[DOM]

To bad brains are not free :laughing:

:eek: I just couldn't listen to the whole thing :shock:

NOt only is she stupid, but she's really FUGLY with fat lady tits :laughing::laughing:


Should be a law against posting this sort of thing :D
i did it was cut up i feel sorry for the ppl that hat to leason to her i would of got up and left :rofl

[Witchdoctor]

:keeporder:


Reported .......... :laughing:

[OC Maximus]

Wow, only in California, lol.

[kikicoco1334]

no sir! mr.splave, HERE is STUPIDITY

9a1UuHuzS-g

swH-ExK4Hoo&NR

[Splave]

its too bad she is soo stupid...total turn off

[OC Maximus]

Jeff is still hilarious though :laughing:

[MaadDaawg]

Who care's if she's stupid, she's probably great in bed :D

[kikicoco1334]

^ the man says the truth, on top of that she is so stupid i bet you can pretty much get her to do anything out there... things people haven't invent words for it yet....

that's been said.....
MD......
i like where your head is at!

[MaadDaawg]

Not where I'd like it to be unfortunately :D

[kikicoco1334]

why is that my good sir?

[Splave]

NTW4QHuWpD4
fat fucking hippo pumping her daughter full of mountain dew, lol I threw up in my mouth

[DrNip]

Damn. Perfect example of stupid over populating the world. Girl is already straight ghetto.

[kikicoco1334]

^ This guy pretty much said!

[Kal-EL]

Just goes to show that you are a product of your environment. Hang with dummies be a dummy, in this case poor kid is being raised by dummies. Thats why I choose to surround myself with you fine gentlemen :D

[MaadDaawg]

That is just totally disgusting :thumbdown:

[Gutterz]

6D-bShCjGOk

[Gutterz]

WGtUs4_pEkg

[OC Maximus]

LMAO Gutterz!

[BenchZowner]

Guy's pretty creative, and sort of funny haha

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[Witchdoctor]

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/This-Old-Whore-House-386991

[kikicoco1334]

not even gonna say anything......

[OC Maximus]

Recessed condom organizer, lmao!

[MaadDaawg]

Uh0CMcLiRkw

[kikicoco1334]

hacks

[MaadDaawg]

you mean there really was no little card man ? aww man, next you'll tell us there's no Santa Clause too won't ya :ohcrap:

:laughing:

[DOM]

Uh0CMcLiRkw
That looks so fake :laughing:

[DrNip]

Dunno about funny but I enjoy watching it.

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[MaadDaawg]

OMFG :shock:

That ain't the workout I would do if I were there with her :D

Thanks Nip, I bookmarked her You Tube page so I can watch the rest when the wife isn't home :laughing:

and yes, I enjoyed it too :D

[kikicoco1334]

um....
i think i monna keep that i am thinking to myself

[Splave]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/wed-february-15-2012-louise-slaughter?userClipStartTime=-0.003&userClipEndTime=357.457&startIndex=1

[GFDuke]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/wed-february-15-2012-louise-slaughter?userClipStartTime=-0.003&userClipEndTime=357.457&startIndex=1

Awesome man.

[GFDuke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg&feature=player_embedded

[Witchdoctor]

:scared:

[kikicoco1334]

i hate that song, everyime that song comes on i think of douchebags

[OC Maximus]

Dunno about funny but I enjoy watching it.


Beep, Mountain Climbers FTW. Beep, beep, beep.

[Gutterz]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/naughty-memes-sexy-sunday-undress-for-success.gif

[MaadDaawg]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/naughty-memes-sexy-sunday-undress-for-success.gif

can't.... stop.... watching.... it..... :shock:

[kikicoco1334]

i don't have enough blood in my brain to think right now

[Gutterz]

http://i.imgur.com/2FXnb.gif

[kikicoco1334]

and now that's just gonna give some of our older guys here heart attack

[Gutterz]

lol. you get your firefox worked out kikico?

[kikicoco1334]

yeah man i just flat out reinstalled my 3.6.26 back on hehe and now i am alot happier hhee

[MaadDaawg]

Personally, I like the lady in the red dress better than the 2 lezbos :laughing:

[DOM]

Personally, I like the lady in the red dress better than the 2 lezbos :laughing:

I would take all 3 idc if there lesbians there holes still work the same :laughing:

[Neuromancer]

Dunno something about that lady in red looks distinctly mannish to me. Can't pause it to get the shot but ruight before she pulls her hair up its like WHOA.. then she looks normal again.

[Witchdoctor]

ShBMLmNYV9Y

[kikicoco1334]

BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MaadDaawg]

Laugh, but the damned people where he comes from ELECTED him to do that :eek:

[kikicoco1334]

remember that guy named obama?

[MaadDaawg]

remember that guy named obama?

I am fervently hoping we can all forget that name come next January, and somehow repair all the damage he has done to the country

[kikicoco1334]

I am fervently hoping we can all forget that name come next January, and somehow repair all the damage he has done to the country

great minds think a like

[Kal-EL]

Somebody tell me when the last time we had a great president that everyone agreed was good for the country?

[PhIlLy ChEeSe]

Crack is da WACK! This guys on our pay roll WHY? :morpheus:

[MaadDaawg]

Somebody tell me when the last time we had a great president that everyone agreed was good for the country?

Ronald Reagan

[Neuromancer]

I do not remember everyone agreeing he was great. But I thought the same thing.

JFK is looked back on with fondness, but he wasn't loved by everyone. Roosevelt? elected to how many terms? That might be one. They are both before my time though

[Neuromancer]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/naughty-memes-sexy-sunday-undress-for-success.gif

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[kikicoco1334]

thank you thank you thank you!

[MaadDaawg]

I do not remember everyone agreeing he was great. But I thought the same thing.

JFK is looked back on with fondness, but he wasn't loved by everyone. Roosevelt? elected to how many terms? That might be one. They are both before my time though

All depends on who you know and how you think :blink: I know lots of people who think Reagan was the best modern day president.. a lot.

Kennedy when you look below the verneer of Camalot was a disaster ... bay of pigs, Vietnam

Roosevelt is the father of the social democrat movement, followed by Johnson, Carter, and Obama... nah, wouldn't pick him lol

[MaadDaawg]

thank you thank you thank you!

YEAH!! :D :D :D

What he said :rofl:

[Neuromancer]

All depends on who you know and how you think :blink: I know lots of people who think Reagan was the best modern day president.. a lot.

Kennedy when you look below the verneer of Camalot was a disaster ... bay of pigs, Vietnam

Roosevelt is the father of the social democrat movement, followed by Johnson, Carter, and Obama... nah, wouldn't pick him lol

Which was exactly Kals point. can't you name a president that EVERYone loved. Doves hated Reagan.

YEAH!! :D :D :D

What he said :rofl:

your welcome ;) she looks much better in full stream

[kikicoco1334]

MD don't let your wife catch you watching that! that been said....

hmmm i wonder where i can get that movie

Edit/Update: got the movie and now looking for the damn sub it's kinda sexy just saying

[MaadDaawg]

Which was exactly Kals point. can't you name a president that EVERYone loved. Doves hated Reagan

Unfortunately, you cannot name ANYONE that EVERYONE loves, President or otherwise. You have to look at accomplishments and Reagan's accomplishments outshine any other modern day President.

The British hated George Washington
Southerners hated Lincoln
Many Loved George Wallace


The world is not warm and fuzzy touchy feely the way some would prefer or imagine it to be. Sad, I know, but true.

[Witchdoctor]

:laughing:

I would comment on Regan, but I can't remeber :blink:

[kikicoco1334]

what about FDR?

[MaadDaawg]

:laughing:

I would comment on Regan, but I can't remeber :blink:

:rofl:

what about FDR?


FDR and his "New Deal" were the beginning of the American entitlement society. Hardly loved by all

Is humanly impossible for anyone to be loved by everyone ... dammit :laughing:

[Splave]

back to videos

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I KIIIILT THAT BITCH

[kikicoco1334]

:rofl:




FDR and his "New Deal" were the beginning of the American entitlement society. Hardly loved by all

Is humanly impossible for anyone to be loved by everyone ... dammit :laughing:
but i am publicly hated tho



back to videos

5P6uhKSvgbE
I KIIIILT THAT BITCH


http://www.yensa.com/qa/1/12.JPG

[MaadDaawg]

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[Splave]

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NSFW

and


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[MaadDaawg]

:rofl:

too fuckin funny :rofl:

[Splave]

poor asus got pwnd

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[Neuromancer]

hah hah hah

[Kal-EL]

WEeeeeeEEEE!
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[DOM]

my 4yr old does that when that comes out on tv weeeeeeeeeee :rofl

[Neuromancer]

um first commercial was funny. second was stupid. (couldnt even understand what he said to "pierre". This one is just plain lame.

[kikicoco1334]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/UmIDidntMeanToErUmWellThatsAwkward-92397.gif

[kikicoco1334]

HOLY SHIT!
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/LikeABoss-8615.gif

[MaadDaawg]

HOLY SHIT!
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/LikeABoss-8615.gif

probably got his ass fired after that video :rofl:

[kikicoco1334]

lol

[Splave]

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[kikicoco1334]

i really have no idea what to say there... lol

[Neuromancer]

I didn't even grab my shoes Jesus! lol

[Witchdoctor]

i really have no idea what to say there... lol

+1 :blink:

[DOM]

looks like she got burned :blink: jk :laughing:

[MaadDaawg]

Sweet Jesus :D

[Splave]

igjDKB4WBSI

[kikicoco1334]

oh mr.splave!
ohhhh hell!

i really hope that was real...
that's like THE funniest shit i have ever seen!

omg i miss this place (this over all place i call home)

[kikicoco1334]

not so much funny, but.....


Warning, viewer discretion is advised...
If you have high blood pressure , heart disease or already don't have enough blood in your brain, don't watch the fallowing videos.....

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and yes MD you very welcome!

[kikicoco1334]

yeah try not watch both of them at the sametime.....
i kinda passed out in the middle of it (didn't have enough blood to go around....)

[DOM]

MD will be missed after he watches this :laughing:

[MaadDaawg]

Damn, all the blood suddenly rushed to my little head :rofl:

No worries DOM, no heart problems, no high blood pressure, no lack of blood :laughing: shit, I'm probably one of the healthiest peeps on here :D

[Splave]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/302521/saturday-night-live-kemper-pedic-bed

[Splave]

Z8yW5cyXXRc

[kikicoco1334]

hahahhahahaha oh al!

[OC Maximus]

wtf allen, lol

[Kal-EL]

lol

[Kal-EL]

RTZ6WZ4_X0U
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/rudy-eugene-identified-as-naked-cannibal-face-attack-miami_n_1552249.html

Can't find the raw video atm :Dizzy:

[kikicoco1334]

http://biopearco.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/miami-man-face-chewed-off.jpg
hope it's ok to post this here. but this is the pix i found on google.

[Splave]

aeRZUjgLlIw

[Kal-EL]

CHUCKLES :)
That quick shot of the guy with blue balls is hilarious.

[MaadDaawg]

:rofl:

3KNpn-XGM04

[Splave]

nailed it

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[GFDuke]

Thats sooo lame.

[Splave]

bwhahahaha

[MaadDaawg]

Thats sooo lame.

+1

but funnier than shit too :thumbsup:

[kikicoco1334]

omg y'all...

[Kal-EL]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Splave]

R6H0i1RAdHk

Rap battle translated

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[kikicoco1334]

........

[MaadDaawg]

I always wondered WTF they were saying rofl

[Neuromancer]

LOL Rap battle is hilarious :)

[kikicoco1334]

VzpRh-ZE9Mo
i loled

[MaadDaawg]

:blink: what's it say in Chinese ???

Looks pretty cool though :laughing:

[kikicoco1334]

it's a shovel that can cut, dig, stab and do some crazy stuff lol