FUBARED

[MaadDaawg]

Last night the wife told me she was taking Friday off. Last night Newegg told me my new GTX 480 lightning would be here Friday "hung:

[ocgmj]

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[Chuchnit]

O.o. sounds like you might need to do some "yard work" around the time UPS runs so you can catch him on the street. :D

[ocgmj]

I can see MD waiting in the bushes to pounce on the UPS guy :rofl:

[MaadDaawg]

O.o. sounds like you might need to do some "yard work" around the time UPS runs so you can catch him on the street. :D
I'm hoping she's planning on getting her hair done or something. Problem is, UPS comes after dark now so yardwork would be a tuff one ..... gonna need a lot of luck Friday dudes... pray for me :rofl:

[Chuchnit]

Suggest a ladies night out? That or just put that foot down and tell her how it's gonna be. :smackbum:

[ocgmj]

just put that foot down and tell her how it's gonna be. :smackbum:

Somehow I don't see that happening :taunt:

[Chuchnit]

Somehow I don't see that happening :taunt:

hehe, it never works in real life like it does in your head, does it?

[DOM]

tell her it was 100 like i said my dewar was :rofl

[HITandRUN]

If you have a wellness / beauty salon near you buy her like a small wellness package and tell here how much you love here for doing what ever she is doing. :D Send her on her way and embrace the UPS dood happily! :thumbsup: :D

[MaadDaawg]

Somehow I don't see that happening :taunt:

Me neither :ohcrap: And the spa things a great idea except she wouldn't do cause we're saving money now that I'm unemployed :ohcrap::ohcrap:

My only hope is the fact that I've gotten to know the UPS guy. If I can intercept today or tomorrow and ask him to call my cell phone, I can make an excuse and meet him down the block :D Leave the package in the car until she goes to bed and then sneak it into the basement... could work ... :muaha: but then again, my probable near term future will be
:owned:
:kneelsuckers:

:rofl:

I WILL survive.. don't know how, but I"ll work it out ..... somehow:sorry:

[Splave]

She will find out and you will be screwed either way, I would tell her what is she going to do? You got a right hand dont ya?

[MaadDaawg]

You mean I should punch her out :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ahhh, you are still young qui chang, and as of yet unmarried. Do not let the life you live with your girlfriend deceive you into believing life with her as a wife will be the same grasshopper. Confusious say, girlfriend like honey, wife like wild angry bee.

Master Po

Best to deceive and live another day, than to be honest and die like the dog that you are :rofl:

besides, I got so many video cards, once I get it into the man cave I'm home free, it's that 50 to 75 feet to get there that's loaded with minefields :hand:

[HITandRUN]

You mean I should punch her out :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ahhh, you are still young qui chang, and as of yet unmarried. Do not let the life you live with your girlfriend deceive you into believing life with her as a wife will be the same grasshopper. Confusious say, girlfriend like honey, wife like wild angry bee.

Master Po

Best to deceive and live another day, than to be honest and die like the dog that you are :rofl:

Yeah this pretty much sums the things up! :D

[RomDominance]

glad to hear that your "rma" is coming back on friday....it really took the egg a long time to get that back to you buddy.

[kikicoco1334]

rofl that's like my classified e762 lol
it's getting here tomorrow and i monna be in school from 9:00 to 21:30 =(
and the parents is gonna be home around 5, they will open the box and see an invoice of 379.99 and freak out "hung:

[ocgmj]

Sig'd


Confusious say, girlfriend like honey, wife like wild angry bee.

[DrNip]

Don't you hate it when that shat happens.

[MaadDaawg]

glad to hear that your "rma" is coming back on friday....it really took the egg a long time to get that back to you buddy.

Rom, I luv ya :D

Although I used that when the R3E arrived and got away with it, I have so many motherboards and video cards there's no reason she'd have to doubt it :rolf: That's my story and I'm stickin to it :thumbsup:

[MaadDaawg]

Don't you hate it when that shat happens.

yeah, the best laid plans :flaminmad:

[FACE]

Just hide the guns, knives, and blunt tools that are in the house.... When it arrives and she asks what it is tell her, pause, and say "shouldn't you be in the kitchen? ...kinda craving a sammich."

Is the couch comfy? :laughing:

[DrNip]

Here is an excuse I have used, friend is shipping me a gpu to test or cpu to play with. Has worked everytime I used it. ;)

[Neuromancer]

Just hide the guns, knives, and blunt tools that are in the house.... When it arrives and she asks what it is tell her, pause, and say "shouldn't you be in the kitchen? ...kinda craving a sammich."

Is the couch comfy? :laughing:

I am hungry and want a sammich too, have her make me one :)

Here is an excuse I have used, friend is shipping me a gpu to test or cpu to play with. Has worked everytime I used it. ;)

That works if your friend is named Newegg.

[FACE]

Here is an excuse I have used, friend is shipping me a gpu to test or cpu to play with. Has worked everytime I used it. ;)

Used it, and it would work until the next day when she looked through the transaction records... the ex worked for a credit union and used to be able to see everything I did in real time.... :thumbdown:

[DrNip]

Thats were I differ I guess. We both have our own checking accounts but share a savings account. We don't look at each others checking accounts. Just the way it is.

[MaadDaawg]

Just hide the guns, knives, and blunt tools that are in the house.... When it arrives and she asks what it is tell her, pause, and say "shouldn't you be in the kitchen? ...kinda craving a sammich."

Is the couch comfy? :laughing:

You obviously don't know my wife dude :rofl:

Best yet, I'm starting an e-bay business and this is stock for my kickoff dear :D I LIKE THAT ONE :)

[DrNip]

Or you could pull the, what the I didn't order that! Bench it and ship it back and demand a refund. Dunno, maybe it will work and then again maybe it won't.

[FACE]

Thats were I differ I guess. We both have our own checking accounts but share a savings account. We don't look at each others checking accounts. Just the way it is.

Oh I never looked at her accounts, but she has the power to look at anyone's account she wants. turns out it just wasn't illegal for her to pull any of mine up for no reason at all... lol. I would never share an account with anyone. The next woman shall not see my financial dealings, if I even decide to keep one around long enough to even warrant the asking.... :thumbsup:

[MaadDaawg]

Naw, I really am opening an e-bay business, so the stock part is eminently believable. :D

[FACE]

Tell her you bought it for her.... just like the Flintstones episode where Fred bought Wilma a bowling ball for her anniversary gift... cut for his fingers. rofl. classic.

[DrNip]

The next woman shall not see my financial dealings, if I even decide to keep one around long enough to even warrant the asking.... :thumbsup:
Very smart. Now there is nothing wrong with opening a savings account on down the line with a lady but for heaven sakes, keep your checking account to yourself!

[Patch]

Good luck man. The ebay store thing sounds like the best bet.

Damn, I'm lucky. We share everything. Wife's pretty frugal and I balance the books.

We like playing a disapproval game about my hardware packages. Adds spice to the relationship. She doesn't really mind my toys as long as I actually use them. Only thing she really gets pissed about is when I blow money on crap that sits unused in the closet or the garage.

[MaadDaawg]

Actually, my wife's pretty good about these things too, but Im thinking my unemployment might result in a few more questions than before. Before she's ask what was in the box and I'd tell he ...nowwww.. not so sure she'd just walk away

[GeorgeStorm]

You saying that you think her knowing you bought it would end the marriage?? Or am I reading that wrong?
Honesty is always the best policy, and I believe that.

[MaadDaawg]

You saying that you think her knowing you bought it would end the marriage?? Or am I reading that wrong?
Honesty is always the best policy, and I believe that.

George, honesty IS the best policy, just not all the time :P You look young in your avatar so you're probably not married. In marriage, oftentimes honesty is the last thing to use to keep the marriage happy.

No, she wouldn't divorce me, I can do without the lecture that's all :rofl:

The second Vertex 2 came today and I've got the UPS guy hiding tomorrows delivery outside so I can sneak it in :muaha:

[DOM]

mine says shes going to leave me sometimes lmao but she get mad for everything i do or dont do so meh

but lieing does help ;)

sucks cuz im at work hen ups gets there so shes going to know no matter what

so md you going to put it under the juice or she how she clocks on air ?

[GeorgeStorm]

Yeah, I'm 19.
Meh I dunno, all I know is that lieing wouldn't go down well in my parents marriage.
I just hope you make it out alive ;)

[MaadDaawg]

meh, I'm almost 60 now and have lived through a lot more than this :D You have to understand the nature of a woman, she wants to be lied to so everything stays nice and happy. Put another way SHE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH :rofl:

Might try it tri sli on air first and then strip em down and put pots on em :D

[Patch]

A good woman has your back and really makes the sun shine. But you gotta be someone worth being with, too. It's not good to hide the truth in a relationship.......with a few key exceptions.

Take the following quiz and try to decide whether truth is better than......avoiding the truth when she asks you:

1) Does this make me look fat?
2) This tastes better than your mother's, doesn't it?
3) I don't really care, but I'm curious.......how many women have you been with?
4) What's in that package?

Understanding the correct responses is very important for a healthy relationship. Trust me, she really DOESN'T want to hear the true answers to these questions. Even when she already knows them.

[DOM]

1. no you look good ;)
2.your foods the best honey
3.no comment lol but only you babe since we been together since HS
4. uh... someone from the team sent me it or i won it but that wont ever happen cuz rick wants it all :P

but me im seeing i need to be nicer im an ass cuz she doesnt leason to me and she doesnt leason where both hard headed haha

some good ?'s patch

[kikicoco1334]

the day is tomorrow GL bro!
only a few hrs away haha

[MaadDaawg]

You saying that you think her knowing you bought it would end the marriage?? Or am I reading that wrong?
Honesty is always the best policy, and I believe that.

George, there are mean lies, and there are lies you have to make to keep the piece, I'm bettin there's more lying between your parents than you realize.. sorry dude

A good woman has your back and really makes the sun shine. But you gotta be someone worth being with, too. It's not good to hide the truth in a relationship.......with a few key exceptions.

Take the following quiz and try to decide whether truth is better than......avoiding the truth when she asks you:

1) Does this make me look fat?
2) This tastes better than your mother's, doesn't it?
3) I don't really care, but I'm curious.......how many women have you been with?
4) What's in that package? .


The correct answer to all of these, unless you've got a gorgeous sexy wife who's a great cook is...... A........LIE.

If you're wife's put on a few pounds over the years and can't cook to save her life, the 1 & 2 also require .... A ..... LIE in response.

were you with another women last night? ALWAYS, UNDER NO CIRUCMSTANCES TELL THE TRUCHT!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: (unless of course you really fell asleep in your car after drinking with the boys ;)

Don't get me wrong, my wife and I have a great relationship, she never gave me shit about the money I spent on my hobby, just now with no paycheck coming in cept unemployment I'm thinkin she may be a little more sensitive to this sort of thing :P

Whatever happens, no major trauma, even if I get caught (then I bitch about her 200 dollar hair cuts et al... :rofl: and all ends well :D

[GeorgeStorm]

Mm, possible, but doubtful.
You don't know my parents :P

[MaadDaawg]

George

One trueism that you will learn as you age - and please jump in here and help support this Bros'

is

ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME

There are no exceptions. Those who are single and in love may think their honey is different, but after a few years of marriage the real woman emerges to help you save you from yourself!! The ONLY DEFENSE is to always say
1 - yes honey
2 - whatever you say honey
3- wherever you want to eat dear

any deviation from this basic pattern of responses will result in a divorce within two to three years down the road........... don't argue with experience dude, everyone I know says their women are the same as my woman. Splave's on honeymoon so what he doens't know yet.... poor guy.. sniff sniff

[Chuchnit]

^ +1

[DOM]

all women are crazy lol

but we cant live with out them ;)

[MaadDaawg]

if it weren't for sex, we'd be hunting them for game :D


Got everything delivered and down hidden amongst the man cave parts and boxes... went off without a hitch:laughing:

[Neuromancer]

w00t! Congrats MD :)

[MaadDaawg]

Thanks Bro, never woulda worked with the UPS guys help :P

wOOt :D

[DOM]

no pics or ss of it @ 1400 core :P

[HITandRUN]

George

One trueism that you will learn as you age - and please jump in here and help support this Bros'

is

ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME

There are no exceptions. Those who are single and in love may think their honey is different, but after a few years of marriage the real woman emerges to help you save you from yourself!! The ONLY DEFENSE is to always say
1 - yes honey
2 - whatever you say honey
3- wherever you want to eat dear

any deviation from this basic pattern of responses will result in a divorce within two to three years down the road........... don't argue with experience dude, everyone I know says their women are the same as my woman. Splave's on honeymoon so what he doens't know yet.... poor guy.. sniff sniff

YES this is it! I'm only 34 and have been married almost 10 years but I already gained this wisdom so I'm safe from a divorce (at least for now) and can spare my kids the madness they would have to go through.

NOW congratz on all the goodies stashed away safely in the man cave mate! Foster the fever! :D

[MaadDaawg]

Thanks dude... hopefully tonight I'll start playin :D